I have extreme troubles with stopping things that I probably shouldn't have started. I'm talking about things that can't necessarily "end"; smoking, getting drunk, and reading the wikipedia plot summaries of visual medias. Twenty-four hours ago, I told my friend Nick I have absolutely no intention of watching anything of Ozark. Since then, I've read … Continue reading robby #19 →

Jason Bateman is your favorite actor when you forget at least seven other actors exist. Hancock(I believe) was my first exposure to the More Than Good Enough Suburban Dad Actor. A type of character he'd play in Arrested Development, a show that I didn't particularly fall in love with, but managed to completely binge within … Continue reading robby #18 →

I have a few recently created but unfinished drafts for this blog sitting around in the cloud, and I can't seem to bring myself to keep working on any of them. In a horrible twist of events, they are all about the same thing, the sources of and the effects of, my pain. Like just … Continue reading robby #17 →

I've only watched one of my teams win in the playoffs twice in my life(while as a real fan that can actually remember things). The first was two years ago, when Case Keenum stepped into it and threw to the sideline, where Diggs caught the ball, was missed by a tackler, and ran for a … Continue reading robby #16 →

In one house, I've spent my entire adolescence. This one bedroom has seen all of my school backpacks and homework, the clothes of my first job, the grams of weed I bought when I was fifteen. My parents are currently making plans on moving out, as of right now I feel zero feelings of sentiment, … Continue reading robby #13 →

I think I'm talking a way where I'm becoming prone to hurt people and I think I'm walking a way where I'm becoming prone to not caring when I do. These are not the habits I'm accustomed to having. At 20 years old, I believe for the first time in my life my internal struggle … Continue reading robby #12 →

This was the first time I've ridden my bike this late(1:15 AM). I made the decision because I knew it'd be an okay time, and give me something to do when I'm this drunk, with hopes of having something new to talk about. I rode a new way to downtown Gilbert, going up Cooper and … Continue reading robby #11 →

I just woke up from an approximately two and a half hour nap, where the first 35 minutes I attempted a wake induced lucid dream, choosing to do so after I had already laid down and stopped moving entirely. This caused my positioning to be so sub-par my effort was cut short from choking on … Continue reading robby #10 →

The first time I wrote a short story, I was in my eighth grade computers class utilizing my spare time to indulge in my fantasies to flesh out an entire fictional universe. I wrote about an post-apocalyptic world, our main hero being modeled after a classmate sitting next to me. Paul and I weren’t ever … Continue reading robby #9 →

Tonight I think about how it might be ridiculous to try and think of thoughts that fall within my perception of what the definition of "profound" is. I mean, as far as this "blog" goes, I do in fact try to type combinations of words that reside on a tier of worthiness above non-casual conversation, … Continue reading robby #8 →